February 2012
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eminemerican football (eminemo)
so let’s just pretend everything and anything between you and me was never meant to hurt you never meant to make you cry cause tonight i’m cleaning out my closet
bizarrojordan:
So apparently they’re making a perks of being a wallflower movie. am i the only one who thinks that was the shittiest fucking book? it was just one big high school whineathon. anyone who says that’s their favorite book hasn’t read a book since high school, same thing with catcher in the rye.
i think every myspace profile i saw in 2005 had perks of being a wallflower on their...
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andrewgebbia replied to your post: andrewgebbia replied to your post: today was…
awesome, cant wait to fucking touch you.
i’m already touched by this :’)
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andrewgebbia replied to your post: today was filled with a lot of worrying about…
youre going to h2o tomorrow?!
yeah buddy i will be in the empire state for about 24 hours and it’s costing me way too much money but it’s gonna be the most fun
burgerrr:
omg. omgg im driving next to a bmw with the license plate PUREH2O
one life one chance
today was filled with a lot of worrying about school and tweeting and tumbling but that’s okay because tomorrow i’m gonna read and cook cool food and see friends i miss and see h2o and stagedive a bunch and basically do all the best legitimately good things so it evens out
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i think the best lyric i ever wrote was for a song i wrote when i was 18 for LIRS: “you bitch constantly / about a world that always shits on you / but when your backwards thinking prophecy has the nerve to wind up true / you fucking quit / you fucking fold / this cynical shit’s getting real fucking old” because there’s so many goddamn cursewords in there densely packed....
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i want me and a close friend to get into a big fight over a girl we’re both into and then reconcile it by smoking weed & realizing the whole thing was stupid and that we should be friends again and chill out, then document the whole experience in a song called “seventy times 6”
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poursomewhiskeyintomy:
i want me and a close friend to get into a big fight over a girl we’re both into and then reconcile it by smoking weed & realizing the whole thing was stupid and that we should be friends again and chill out, then document the whole experience in a song called “seventy times 6”
(the joke in this post is subtle)
(as a brick in the small of my back)
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being into nyhc must really hurt your game as a pokemon trainer because imagine you’re raising a magikarp and he starts learning moves but then you fill up all 4 move slots and want to get rid of struggle and switch it for something useful instead and then you remember you’re not allowed to forget the struggle and basically only have 3 usable move slots oh well it could be worse there...
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roomtogrow:
tishrex replied to your post: I honestly hope I never see a hardcore band cover “Break Stuff” at a show
I’ve already seen a band from New Mexico cover it. I didn’t catch their name though.
I was at a basement show in New Brunswick once and the guitarist started playing the riff and I almost started moshing and then I realized they weren’t actually gonna play it :(
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cashcrab:
sea-fence reblogged your photoset: A virtual tour of my school’s health building
dude missed the sign outside that says “no smoking within 20 feet of weed hall” crucial details
I cannot believe I forgot that… I’m ashamed to call myself a cell phone photographer
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I may be miles away, but my heart's still in the...
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the jerk store called and they’re running out of burger bonuses from mayor mccheese
cashcrab:
Karl “Hoops” Marx
Karl “Hoopz Barkley” Marx
petejudge:
i want to be in the new counter strike beta sooooo bad i signed up to be entered for it just now and if i dont get it ill be upset
i’m not religious but you’re in my prayers
The Battle of Civil Rights
shitmystudentswrite:
Martin Luther King Jr. fought in the civil rights war with Abraham Lincoln to free all of the colored people.
someone who knows how to make things with computer do this as a video game make million$
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AND YOU CAN’T JUST GET OFF THE BUS NOW SO CUT YOUR ARRRRMSSS OFFFF NO REGENERAAAAATION
i have 1 tumblr draft it is a best records of 2010 list
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cashcrab:
I can do a really good impression of the drummer who says “Are we ready? We, we can keep that one right? Ready? One, two, one two three” at the beginning of Never Meant.
do you do the drum noises too or
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weed humor is really easy to do because there’s a million words for everything so you can make good parodies of stuff and give a good variety of words also your prime audience is stoned out of their minds and will laugh at anything
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gnarlsbukowski:
how can i get an unlimited supply of pizza?
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